May 2013
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oh look I just paid off my credit card 40 minutes after getting paid and now I’m poor again.
May 23rd
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cosmo tip #655
expertcosmotips: need a quick and easy breakup plan? pretend you don’t know who he is
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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I’m making a scrapbook for a friend and the very first page is just their name. While gluing on the letters for the name, I couldn’t help but wonder how awkward it would be if I spelled it completely wrong.
May 22nd
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A few weeks ago I was upset and ended up crying on my laptop and apparently my tears burned right through the top plastic coat. I shit you not, I have toxic tears.
May 22nd
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Note to self: sore boobs and nausea are not good enough reasons to text “Am I pregnant?” to someone who may have cause for concern if pregnancy happened.
May 22nd
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May 21st
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thatsnotwhathipposdo: Why face your problems when you can just not
May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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michaonthemoon: yaoibutts: I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.” like what stupid frenchman saw this: and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!” j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de...
May 20th
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May 20th
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My dog has now decided that Blake’s face is his throne. He doesn’t even find it comfortable, but he refuses to move.
May 20th
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Both Blake and my dog have decided to be whiny enough to keep me up all night. At least my dog has the excuse of being little and pathetic.
May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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“You should put that in your scrapbook”
– Blake’s reaction to all 1309 photos we’ve gone through tonight. In other news, my best friend is a giant prick.
May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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Today I went to two meetings and a discussion group for a presentation, worked for five hours, and took my dog out for numerous walks, but what made me most exhausted was the process of eating dinner.
May 19th
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hopeyoubehappy replied to your post: The ways in which the past 24 hours have made up for every stupid thing that’s happened in the past month: You is ok? I is great! Never been better. :D It’s been an excellent weekend and people have been significantly less stupid.
May 19th
May 18th
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May 18th
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The ways in which the past 24 hours have made up...
Got some reassuring news about things that could be much worse but the best case scenario is currently happening Cheese and ice cream and Grey’s party with Mieka last night Cuddles this morning because Alex is basically a teddy bear Got to nine stamps on my Timothy’s Coffee Card, meaning my next drink is free Mum gets back in four days! Summer classes are going really well Realized that I...
May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 17th
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Me: I'm already out and about. It's 7am on my day off.
Blake: There is something seriously wrong with you. And way to wake me up this early on my day off. Jerk.
Me: You had yesterday off. And the day before. I'm not sorry.
Blake: ... I hate that I tell you everything.
May 17th
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May 17th
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“They hang around, hitting on your friends or else you never hear from them...”
– Kim Addonizio, “Ex-Boyfriends” (via fleurishes)
May 17th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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bravelittlerobot replied to your post: I’ve decided to start calling tall sassy people… should be altitude tho tbh I thought of that but ‘altitude with attitude’ just doesn’t have the same ring to it
May 16th
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May 16th
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I’ve decided to start calling tall sassy people “latitude with attitude”.
May 16th
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May 15th
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Earlier this evening, my friend said to me, “I haven’t had enough sass lately” and to sass away. This started about six hours ago and it’s still going on and it’s never ever going to stop.
May 15th
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May 15th
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Wearing pants just isn’t part of my life anymore
May 15th
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May 15th
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“I’ve been alive all my life, and I can assure you that I have done so by...”
– Blake on gun control
May 14th
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May 14th
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May 14th
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May 14th
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I would be the worst at being socially accepted in 1914
May 14th
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May 14th
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May 14th
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hopeyoubehappy replied to your post: hopeyoubehappy replied to your post: I like that… I wrote a rant on how stupid and legally unfounded the Canadian crime comic ban was/still is. And another on how poorly the Clinton administration lied about their knowledge of/ resulting inaction in the Rwandan Genocide. With Dallaire as a source. Oooh, those sound excellent. I like that we can fuel our...
May 14th
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