March 2012
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Can those be my wedding vows? “I make you happy even when the skies are...
– Sarah
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Dear self, take note of the following:
Taking newly prescribed meds for the first time right before class is not the best of plans, especially when it results in you sleeping through two alarms the next day.
Sending the following text message to the wrong person will result in the recipient thinking you’re up to something more questionable than hanging out with your roommate’s cat: “He just got really upset when I...
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That awkward moment when you realize that “My father is babysitting a nation on the brink of civil war” has somehow become part of light conversation…
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Today is so, so excellent.
Living room was flooded late last week, and it’s dried up now. Laptop off being fixed, but I finally have a loaner that I can use. Social movements midterm was ridiculously easy. Uterus no longer shedding. Going to see a ridiculously awesome exhibit Thursday night. Actually slept last night. I am so pleased.
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Things not to say to men #5 (given that the man in question is straight, you are female, and you are both lying in bed):
So, I’m a gay man.
Note: This is applicable when everyone is sober and decent, and no one is sleazy.
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Me: Sleep ALL the sleeps!
Body: LOL no, you're done at 5:30am, kcool?
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buttduchess:
I ain’t sayin’ she a gold-digger, but she did move west to California in 1849
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In the end, it’s all just DNA.
– Sarah on racism
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That awkward moment when your mother asks you to come home for the weekend, and fails to be present when you get there…
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Why would you want to date someone who, instead of doing the logical thing and...
– Sarah on dating
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I wish Idiot wasn’t being such an idiot.
– Levi
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