May 2012
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dorito-falls:
so in my head the order always goes ‘gay & lesbian’
so when I see the LGBT acronym
every single time in my head I go ‘lay gesbian bisexual transgender’
I DO THIS TOO
ALL
THE TIME
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April 2012
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There are too many dicks on my dancefloor. I will now play the Spongebob Flip or Flop game instead of dealing with any of them, because it is no longer my problem to deal with. SO THERE. Hmmph.
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Aaaand I've joined the Twittersphere. →
Follow me, I’m so lonely.
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Me: Do you wash your pants with Windex? 'Cause I can see myself in them. ;)
Alex: Heyy I do! How did you know?
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ihopebarackobama:
I hope that when Barack Obama meows his cat answers in a compassionate understanding fashion.
That’s almost impossible because CATS DON’T KNOW COMPASSION.
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Can we just take a moment to appreciate the...
I got my first paycheck today and I really like my life right now.
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Those consecutive awkward moments when you find various articles of men’s clothing, belonging to four different men, hiding in the depths of your old closet at your mum’s. While you’re cleaning it out with your father.
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Me: Happy Monday! I hope you spend your week walking on sunshine (metaphorically, at least)! :)
*two days later*
Dave: The sunshine you speak of has thus far been non existent
Me: Shh I am sunshine.
Dave: You and sunshine are not the same man. In fact, you are not a man, I don't even think you're human
Me:
Me:
Me:
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