May 2012
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dorito-falls: so in my head the order always goes ‘gay & lesbian’ so when I see the LGBT acronym every single time in my head I go ‘lay gesbian bisexual transgender’ I DO THIS TOO ALL THE TIME
May 1st
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May 1st
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May 1st
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May 1st
April 2012
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Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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Apr 29th
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There are too many dicks on my dancefloor. I will now play the Spongebob Flip or Flop game instead of dealing with any of them, because it is no longer my problem to deal with. SO THERE. Hmmph.
Apr 29th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Aaaand I've joined the Twittersphere. →
Follow me, I’m so lonely.
Apr 27th
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Me: Do you wash your pants with Windex? 'Cause I can see myself in them. ;)
Alex: Heyy I do! How did you know?
Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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ListenAnna Nalick - Shine You’re the one to whom...
Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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ihopebarackobama: I hope that when Barack Obama meows his cat answers in a compassionate understanding fashion. That’s almost impossible because CATS DON’T KNOW COMPASSION.
Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Can we just take a moment to appreciate the...
I got my first paycheck today and I really like my life right now.
Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Those consecutive awkward moments when you find various articles of men’s clothing, belonging to four different men, hiding in the depths of your old closet at your mum’s. While you’re cleaning it out with your father.
Apr 26th
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Apr 25th
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Me: Happy Monday! I hope you spend your week walking on sunshine (metaphorically, at least)! :)
*two days later*
Dave: The sunshine you speak of has thus far been non existent
Me: Shh I am sunshine.
Dave: You and sunshine are not the same man. In fact, you are not a man, I don't even think you're human
Me:
Me:
Me:
Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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