my life is funnier than your life
Why my life is amazing:

  • Postsecret Live was amazing
  • Met Frank Warren and had an actual conversation with him
  • My amazing mood means I text all my friends telling them they’re lovely, and they all (mostly drunkenly) respond telling me about how great I am
  • Amazing sushi for dinner
  • I’m not dead or pregnant
  • Brotalks with my sister
  • Amazing experience with Postsecret Live prompted me to talk to someone I haven’t spoken to in a while, and nervous as I was, it did make me feel good
  • Steele is the sweetest and keeps making me happy every time I’m upset
  • Being a frosh leader has been amazing
  • Starbucks pumpkin spice lattes are back
  • I have met about 8000 wonderful people in the past week
  • Actually slept last night
  • The past twelve hours have been so great that not even inconsiderate fools and adultery can bring me down
  • Disposed of the list of things that annoy me that I wrote two nights ago when I was really upset
  • Realized that some people will be idiots regardless of what I do and that it’s not for me to deal with anymore, so I won’t bother anymore, which is incredibly liberating
  • Wow Postsecret really was an eye-opener for life-related things
  • My school schedule is amazing
  • My classes are amazing
  • Every few minutes, I feel myself not smiling and then I remember that life is amazing and then I can’t stop grinning all over again
  • I love everyone and everything good in the world
  • On a related note, I need to find more synonyms for ‘amazing’

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