Loldon’t remember this weekend:
- The day we had a day
- I was on the sidewalk
- I was it on the floor
- I broke and lay on the floor
- “wait did I just break you again?”
- “Fateema get off the floor” “shh it’s okay”
- Lizzie McGuire booty shake
- The time we lay on the couch and watched Lizzie McGuire and A Single Man because we had nothing to do ‘til we had to start drinking
- Remember that time I heard I had to spend more time in hospitals and drank a whole bottle of tequila to deal with it? I don’t
- Remember how Mieka found me rolling around on Santi’s bed alone? I don’t
- “I don’t even know where my left ball is right now”
- Santi giving off mixed signals about his charger
- “Stop it” “No you stop it!”
- Shirtless Simon getting pizza at 1am (there’s even photographic evidence of this)
- “I can’t even remember the last time I saw you sober” “I think it was over the summer, I was visiting you at Mexx” “Oh right, I do tend to be sober at work”
- Drag night
- But more importantly, the eyebrows and all the things we did do them
- Shaving the back of a man’s neck - have you ever had to do it? ‘Cause I have
- “Did you guys go for Jesus Christ” “My friends are like Jesus Christ”
- When we weren’t sure if Simon was tired because he didn’t make it clear enough
- NACHOS
- “My boyfriend is completely your type, awkward and white and gay, so if he’s straight by the end of the night we’re going to have a problem” “It’s fine, we can share” “Okay”
- That time we sang Jason Mraz and Rent for hours
- Snake
- Ok
- Payphone by Maroon5 is actually about a baby shitting everywhere
- Check self, continue to wreck self
- Hiding in scarves all weekend because I can
- That table of incredibly loud and obnoxious bros drinking at noon that I wanted to stab but apparently that isn’t socially acceptable
- I broke sitting
- “I just realized how fucking awkward I am”
- That time gay men hit on Stuart and I laughed
- Mieka making dinner plans with new friends
- Parking lot barefoot Santi
- Drunk calling Alex every night
- Asking Alex to take us every night
- Skype with post-sex Greg and Brandon
- Drumbo and Innerkip because what the fuck, who named these towns, the names are ridiculous and you had one job
- Mental walk of shame going through texts while still slightly drunk Sunday morning whoops
- So many bruises and I’m not even sure how or what or why or when, the possibilities are endless
- The very kind cab driver who got a $12 tip on a fare of $8 because he was so nice and happy and excited about being alive
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