madewithrealgin replied to your post: How do you go about telling your friend that the…
Maybe we should gangbang the boy. Wait.
“I MEANT GANG BEAT HIM, I SWEAR.” Sarah is officially our token awkward white boy.
madewithrealgin replied to your post: Anyone have any suggestions on good books about…
why is this tagged ‘gooby pls’
I am desperate for help, don’t judge me
madewithrealgin replied to your post: Update on resolutions:
so glad to hear you gave celery a chance. god bless. <3
I still don’t like it, though. :/
bravelittlerobot replied to your post: Update on resolutions:
GO FATEEMA
GO ALEX
HELLO, EVERYONE. DO YOU SEE THIS LADY?
I MISS THIS LADY. WHERE IS SHE IN MY LIFE?
COME INTO MY LIFE, LADY.
I will vomit if you cuddlez and trains me.
hothotbeet replied to your post: Who needs a new year for resolutions?
GIVE CELERY A CHANCE.
hopeyoubehappy replied to your post: Who needs a new year for resolutions?
Celery is yummy and also ridiculously easy to hide in recipes so you don’t even realize it’s there :)
1. I appreciate that, of all the things on that list, both of you chose to comment on celery.
2. I just feel like I’ve never given celery a fair fighting chance, and I’ve always been set on hating it. But, you know, it’s good for you and I’m told it doesn’t actually taste like buttcrack, so… we’ll see how this goes. It’s serious business, y’know.
I’m sure he means well. He’s just a GIANT IDIOT. And also a pretentious twat waffle.
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| — | More wisdom from Serena |
He’s being a pretentious twat waffle. I don’t even know what twat waffle means, but it’s a waa purely because he is frustrating.
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| — | Words of wisdom from Serena |
hothotbeet replied to your chat: What I say: I’m in MRT fourth floor. What I mean:…
Oh good. Splendid. Is this coffee man? Tell him that taking care of you for a week does not mean that he can pursue hangouts with you all day!
No, he’s well trained and also currently at work. He only ever shows up to MRT fourth floor (aka my “I’m busy hanging out with political philosophers, kindly fuck the fuck off” time) if he’s bringing me coffee.
Remember that time my friends were the best ever and they provided cake, soup, emotional cuddles, actual cuddles, pep talks, and various other things that make me love them?
Yeah. They’re kinda cool and stuff.
hothotbeet replied to your post: Last night my roommate kept telling me she loves…
HAHAHAHAHA THE PLAN WORKED
All you did was give me more reasons to drink my life away, so I think the right response to this is “thank you”.
Last night my roommate kept telling me she loves me and I don’t know how to affection so I kept drinking more wine every time. And then I tried to stand up for the first time in like two hours and the bottle was empty and whoops I’m terrible at sobriety.
I think my roommate, Fateema, is the most wonderful human being on the face of the planet. Why do I say this? Because she eats cookies while I drink wine, is really attractive, gives excellent back rubs, has a hilarious life, talks about butts, and says ridiculous things in the most inappropriate…
My roommate really loves me a lot.
Mieka: So we were looking through the manual and the only sections with illnesses I haven't had are the ones about boy parts, old age, and pregnancy.
Me: See, I have only had illnesses in those three chapters.
Serena: So you're dying and pregnant and male?
Me: Damn it, I'm a dead, pregnant Stuart.
Mieka: Shit. You fucked up.
